Dr. Hibbert: Your spine is more twisted than Sinbad’s take on marriage.

Homer: So? Just give me some drugs and surgery.

Dr. Hibbert: Oh, I’d love to but, uh, to be honest, modern Medicine has a lousy record of treating the back. We spend too much time on the front.

Homer: Yeah, there’s some neat stuff in the front.

Dr. Hibbert: I’m going to send you to my chiropractor.

Homer: Hey, I thought real doctors hated chiropractors.

Dr. Hibbert: Well, that’s our official stance, but between you and me and my golf clubs, they’re miracle workers.